Not tonight, honey, I've got a kernel compile...
Mounting is used for three things:
climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems,
and, well, mounting during sex.
-- Christa Keil
"There is no reason anyone would want a
computer in their home".
-- Ken Olson, Pres. and founder of Digital
Equipment Corp. 1977
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win ;-)
Apple: for working
Linux: for networking
Windows: for solitair
The optimist believes that we live in the best possible world.
The pessimist is afraid that's right.
Technology is only as good as the good it does.
Everything you know is wrong. But some of it is a useful first approximation.
The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness,
Impatience, and Hubris. See the Camel Book for why.
man 1 perl|grep -1 virtues
"Trust the computer industry to
shorten 'Year 2000' to 'Y2K.' It was this
of thinking that caused the problem in the first place."
32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an
8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by
a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of
-- Rev. Pee Kitty,
über Windows 95.
because life's too short for a buggy OS.
Windows95 is not a virus. A virus is small and efficient.
In a world without fences and borders,
who needs windows and gates....
How Microsoft would like to deal
- "Windows has detected a
faster, superior, more efficient operating
your computer. Do you wish to delete it?